Pitt-Jolie baby will be attractive, Pope remains Catholic

This is just the sort of brilliant news analysis that I've come to expect from MSNBC:

Dr. Lawrence Reed, a New York City-based plastic surgeon, said the [Pitt-Jolie] child’s good genes will in all likelihood make his services unnecessary.

“You have a very beautiful mother with great bone structure,” said Reed. “You have a very handsome father with excellent bone structure and facial features. The genetic prediction would make this child have a greater chance by far of being what everyone would consider an attractive baby, an attractive person.”

Reed said he predicts Brangelina’s baby will be “much taller” than Pitt, who stands at 6 feet, and the 5 feet, 7 inches Jolie.

“The eyes will be incredible,” he said. “I can’t see this ever not working out.”

In other news, Dr. Reed seems to have a creepy hot-baby fetish.