The Dicky: January 6, 2006

Allow me to introduce a new recurring feature on Sympathetic Weather: The "Your Dick Isn't Just for Pissing" Award for Excellence in Spam Subject Lines (the "Dicky," for short).

From time to time I will bestow this honor on those spam messages that end up in my in-box with particularly hilarious and/or obtuse subject lines. To earn this recognition, a piece of spam must go beyond the ordinary and think outside of the box. Promises of lower mortgage rates and larger breasts will not suffice. I'm talking random-ass crap.

I hereby proclaim the inaugural Dicky recipient:

That's one nice dildo, councilwoman