Anti-climactic

Dawna won The Apprentice: Martha Stewart.

Yawn.

It went something like this:

Martha [dispassionately, with less enthusiasm than a comatose Alexis Stewart]:

"Dawna, I'd like to offer you the position."

Dawna [with dismay at having to move "outside Boston" to work on body + soul]:

"Thank you."

And, scene.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.