Now *that's* reality television

I am so relieved that Martha Stewart thinks her Apprentice contestants are idiots.

Her judgment of them is not the surprising part, however -- of course a very serious perfectionist magnate like herself would have no room in her world for these morons.

What's really remarkable is that Martha speaks so candidly of the buffoonery. Girlfriend tells the truth. My favorite: when she says that she's "getting close to which of those inappropriate contestants we are actually going to have to hire." Like she can't even believe she has to go through with it. Don't look for Mark Burnett to be invited to Bedford for a game of Scrabble anytime soon.

Meanwhile, I can't imagine why she thinks they're inappropriate.