Surprisingly, she's not a lifeless automaton

Alexis Stewart (Martha's daughter) and Jennifer Koppelman Hutt (spawn of cigar-sucking MSLO chairman and useless conference-room sidekick Charles Koppelman) have a new show on Sirius Satellite Radio called "Whatever." The theme of the show, apparently, is "whatever." Hence, the first episode included intimate details of Alexis' sex life, a white-hot admission that she has dabbled in lesbianism and the type of weird anti-Nobu rant that can only come from the mouths of the spoiled and privileged.

After nearly two months of watching Alexis bring little more to The Apprentice: Martha Stewart than an ability to sit upright and trail off her sentences as though her sugar bun was supplemented with codeine, I daresay I am pleased to learn that she has a little life in 'er. Add it to the list of reasons to get Sirius.

Now, since Bethenny from Martha's Apprentice used to "live with Charles Koppelman's daughter" (which is code for "sleep with Charles Koppelman's son"), does that mean she'll get airtime on "Whatever"? She can tell Alexis scintillating tales of how she is so fabulous, she won't even move her feet off a bench so someone else can sit down. Six degrees of Living separation.