Please, Locke, hang out in the sweat lodge more often

Because then maybe Lost viewers will get to see Boone's ghost again.

I realize the following observation is neither groundbreaking nor relevatory, but: Ian Somerhalder's eyes are a gorgeous sea of blue in which I would like to swim.

Putting aside last night's brilliant episode's more thought-provoking points, I now prefer to dwell on the purely superficial. Boone was never anything less than pulchritudinous, but he looks better now than he ever did when he was alive and hatch-hunting with Locke.

I am not generally in the habit of posting photos of hot men and then cooing at them like an adolescent, seeing as how I am married and do not wish to upset the unalterable reality that husband is indeed the most attractive man who has ever walked this earth. But really, that can't be his real eye color, can it? J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof clearly are fucking with us, right? Colored contacts? Special effects employed in the service of Locke's fantabulous hallucinogenic trip? Screw all the questions about Benjamin Linus and the Dharma Initiative: I demand an explanation for the cerulean windows to Boone's soul!