That woman who wanted a Todd Oldham doggie sofa ought to be ashamed of herself

On tonight's The Apprentice: Martha Stewart the morons had to obtain celebrity auction items and put them on the block for a Broadway Barks benefit. Seeing as how I love doggies, usually I am all for raising money to help them. However, not so much in this case.

The woman who drove up the bid on the Todd Oldham package deserves punishment akin to having her bunions massaged, by Jim, with Primarius' Asian Vinaigrette. My reasons are two-fold (though the second easily trumps the first): (1) Her priorities are completely out of whack if she's willing to spend $13,000+ on matching couches for her and her dog. Even if it is for charity. (2) The seemingly innocuous act of raising her paddle to bid above the $13,000 mark guaranteed a Primarius win and insured that Jim would survive to see another day, offend another million. If she had just set her Internal Spending Limit For Small Dog Furniture at what seems to be a reasonable sum of 13 grand, that asshole would be off my TiVo.

Thanks, lady. Thanks A LOT.

(Unrelated: Blogger.com spell check wants to change "asshole" to "Ashley." This will come in very handy if I ever accidentally write, "I bought this really great Laura Asshole dress." Or, "I didn't know Asshole Judd was related to Wynonna and Naomi!")

Update: For those of you who don't watch this show (you know who you are), here is a photo of Jim. See for yourself just how much he sucks!

Context: This screencap is from a scene that shows a Primarius working dinner, during which Jim was trying to convince his teammates to get drunk instead. Not sure how this face is supposed to be persuasive, but who am I to judge -- I'm the type of person who would, say, wish to be present at my child's birth instead of foregoing that happy occasion to spend time distorting my face to a table (nay, a nation) full of people who hate me.