It just didn't fit in

OK, so this news is a couple of days old. What can I say, I've been sluggish and under the weather of late -- plus, I spent most of the weekend catching up on TiVoed episodes of "Stella" that I missed the first time around. Brilliant. Black, Showalter and Wain should be in charge of the entire world; what a wonderful world it would be.

Focus. It looks like Martha Stewart has ditched her "Apprentice" catchphrase, "You just don't fit in." Thank goodness. Granted, I wouldn't want many of "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart" contestants fitting in with anything I was doing, primariusly because they are insufferable human beings. (Case in point: Shawn appeared on Martha's morning talk show the day after her dismissal, and boy was she a pain in the ass. Kept interrupting Martha, inserting extraneous details of the tragedies she'd experienced in her personal life into a segment about wedding cakes, etc. I would've fired her, too.) However, I am relieved that some MSLO/Mark Burnett lackey realized the idiocy of this catchphrase and seemingly remedied the situation.

Interesting that I think those five words are ridiculous, yet I wholeheartedly support Martha's right to paddle a 600-lb. pumpkin across a Nova Scotian lake regardless of her ex-con status. Because that's not absurd at all. (Although a quick check of Google News tells me that she didn't participate in the Pumpkin Regatta after all due to bad weather in Maine. Cursed rain.)