While I'm at it

This seems like a gross abuse of the family-friendly Great Lakes Science Center (what an obnoxious Web site, by the way) and its popular special exhibition:

We didn't speak with words, but we still communicated...

I tried to get close to you, but couldn't get close enough. But, you knew I was there.

When you and your friend looked at a certain body part on the female skater and then you looked at me, we both know what I was thinking.

When you left, you read what I wrote in the guest book. If you can repeat part of it, we can get even closer.

You wore a tan t-shirt with an image of a woman at the beach. Your brown hair and eyes were beautiful, matched only by the shape of your figure. I'd love to have some time with you, playing with your hair, gazing into your eyes, stroking your feminine figure. Let's have our own Body World!

Please email.

This sorta makes me want to hurl into the Harbor.