It's "INXS," not "INMODERATION"

"Rocker" Suzie says, regarding her close relationship with swaddled-in-tight-leather, plaid-panted Ty: "I'm really glad that Ty ended up picking me for his team because I feel like we work well together. After all we've already written two songs for our band 'Tuzie & Sy,' and there's another one in the works."

Ugh. Why are these people so in love with each other? I want to see some ugliness, some extreme emotion. I want to see Jordis shave off Ty's mohawk in his sleep, a la Derrick and Landon on the Inferno II. Alternatively, if Jessica could find time to stop pitying herself and instead focus her energy on, I don't know, de-skirting Brooke Burke, that would be satisfying as well. J.D. is pretty decent at being an asshole, but he's only one person, people!

Update: Just came across a vaguely scandalous thought from Ty: "I'm going to swing it MTV Unplugged style the idea of sitting on stools with the house band and simply singing from my heart brings love to my soul and a lift in my pants." That is, if you consider a lift in someone's pants to be scandalous. Which I don't, but I'm sure it's dirtier than anything in Tuzie & Sy's oeuvre of six-part harmonies that teach preschoolers about traffic safety.