I read the "Rocker Blogs" so you don't have to

And trust me, you don't want to.

Ty: "Last week I cried a river, and this week I road [sic] that river of tears into a sea of happiness and triumph. It made me feel like a superstar when INXS and Dave jumped to their feet after my version of 'No Woman, No Cry.' It was so surreal to have them give me a love fest....I'm loving this experience. It is exposing me to myself like I hoped it would." I am just thankful he is not exposing himself to anybody else.

Brandon: "Rock music truly is the most powerful thing in the world. When it sinks its fangs into me, I feel possessed. Everything planned on stage gets thrown completely out the window. I can't f*%^ing contain the monster! Rock on!" Actually, the viewing public and INXS have contained the monster, for now at least -- until Brandon shows up somewhere else with his lady hips, Black Crowes covers and Don't Come Around Here No More hats.

Jordis: "UHHHH! Um … Well, here's the deal. Don't feel like writing my blog. I drank too much and am nauseous (six shots of Jagermeister Marty and I had). Sorry." I feel you, Jordis. Jager gets in the way of my blogging as well.

J.D.: "The passion that rolls behind this vision is beautiful." And sometimes, art and music are so beautiful and painful that it's too much for me to bear. Like a plastic grocery bag, floating to wherever the wind takes it.