I am full of glee (and perhaps ghee, which I undoubtedly clarified from butter that I made from milk from my own cows that live on my Bedford estate)

I'm not sure what to say. Reports are, Martha Stewart's catchphrase for her upcoming Apprentice television program will be, "Your ass is grass." Obviously, this is a joke -- but the mere fact that the joke originated with Martha herself is enough to make me love her all over again. As if I ever stopped.