When I dream of you, you're not wearing this haircut

Chris Murphy of the rock combo Sloan has gotten himself one hell of a dorky haircut:


Why, Murph? The unwashed, scraggly look -- while unhygienic -- really worked for you and your preening, scissor-kicking, microphone-licking ways. Now you look like you work at Borders.

Although knowing you, the dorky thing is rather appropriate, as you are quite geeky. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Update: By request, here is a contextual "before" photo:


It was mulletous, yes, but it worked much better.