The BRAK Commission

The Pentagon's Base Realignment and Closure (BRAC) Commission is meeting this week to decide which U.S. military bases and operations will be moved or closed, which could mean that the Defense Finance and Accounting Services offices in Cleveland will be out of business.

In related news, Thundercleese and Zorak are convening to determine whether Ramstein Air Base should be expanded to include personnel from other bases in England and Italy.