If I have to be scarred by it, you have to be scarred by it, too

I just read on msnbc.com that Britney Spears could possibly be pregnant again. Whatever.

More alarming: the detail with which the story was written, and, I guess, the extent to which said photo was circulated:

In one widely circulated photo, Spears was shown throwing up peanut butter and reports said she had been drinking, but according to ITW, Spears has been skipping the booze.

Does anyone really need to see that? Does anyone even need to read that?

Please, Lord, in all my time-wasting Internetting, don't let me stumble across that photo.