Ziggy Stardust was always very diligent with SanDisk rebates

So I'm sitting here on a quiet Sunday night, balancing my checkbook, paying some bills with the non-existent cash money in my account and otherwise tying up loose mail-related ends. iTunes is shuffling away on my laptop.

David Bowie's "Young Americans" comes on while I'm filling out a Best Buy rebate form for a 2 GB memory card that I recently bought for my new camera. So far, thrilling.

But as I'm filling out the envelope, I see that I must mail the rebate info to a P.O. box in -- wait for it -- Young America, MN.

Honestly.

Who even knew such a place existed.