Today in Ty Taylor

Unlikely:

"DAPHNA - Still thinking about your red silk panties."

(From the newest post on Ty's "Rocker Blog," wherein he sends shouts-out to those dearly departed rockers who, in reality, sucked.)

Meanwhile, MiG scores some points for proper perspective, loses others for abbreviating "Bohemian Rhapsody" as if it was a Puerto Rican from the Bronx and -- most heinously -- choosing "Live and Let Die" because he is a James Bond fan, not a Wings fan:

"It hurt me so much to let Bo Rhap go and I am still reeling from the blow. I hope it is not misunderstood why I am not doing Bo Rhap - it is not an act of selflessness, or weakness of character. In fact, this is the hardest decision I have had to make since being here. I have decided instead to perform 'Live and Let Die' by Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney. Being a huge James Bond fan, I can't wait to do it - in a way it is very Bo Rhap-esque in style and form. I am glad I have left Bo Rhap in good hands. Suzie will take care of it beautifully. It still hurts me to hear it, but I am getting over it - there are starving people in Africa. BOOM. Over it."