To my peeps in Montclair, NJ

From Ty's incredibly maudlin "Rocker Blog" at rockstar.msn.com:

I feel like my performance of "Kick" was the best experience I’ve had since I’ve been here. In the time between my "Everlong" performance and my "Kick" performance I felt like my wings had been clipped. The second my name was called for the bottom three I felt my wings growing again while singing "Kick" I felt like I could fly again. I dove off the stage at the end to remind myself that I am an eagle and also to let my people and fans know that I’m heading to the sun again...Re-Born.

Don't get me wrong, "Kick" is a good song. A great addition to the second side of Kick. However, "sometimes you kick / sometimes you get kicked" is not the most inspirational lyric ever. It does not move me to grow wings and fly into the sun for my people.

Plus, what's with Ty's not knowing any songs off Shabooh Shoobah? And then writing off said embarrassing shortcoming by stating that he is here "for the future of INXS, not the past?" Sadly, Ty, people don't care so much for the future of INXS. They want the past.