Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

In September, George Lucas will release DVDs of the Star Wars trilogy in its original theatrical form. This release will mark the official and highly anticipated un-pussification of Han Solo, as Lucas will once again permit him to kill Greedo without being fired upon first.

Like Han, you'll have to act quickly: the release will only be available from September 12 through December 31.

On a dreary day that began rather crappily -- when I spilled a piping hot grande caramel macchiato all over myself -- such Lucasnews is very exciting and much appreciated.